(Mostly Portuguese, some word play involved)
| A | a-TCHIN |
| B | BA-ba-ga-noush |
| C | CO-ca CO-la |
| D | D\xCD-na-mo |
| E | eh? |
| F | fal-ca-TRU-a |
| G | GA-GA-go |
| H | he he he he |
| I | ia ia |
| J | ja-P\xC3O \xC9 DEZ |
| K | Ka-tia FLA |
| L | li-N\xD3-le-o |
| M | MAU-MAU |
| N | NA-da |
| O | OH MEU DEUS! |
| P | pa-CU PEI-xe |
| Q | QUE? CO-mo? QUEM? |
| R | re-BO-que |
| S | si si si |
| T | TCHAN |
| U | u-ra-CIL (the nucleic acid) |
| V | vim vi ven-CI |
| X | X\xCD-ca-ra CH\xC1 |
| Z | Z\xC9 L\xC2M-pa-da |