- "The game is, I think, better with candy..." --Steve Dupree, SeattleCosmicGameNight?20031227
- "tim higgins is a frustrated man these days when it comes to the recreation project he has spent more than a year and a half helping design" --Googlism, SeattleCosmicGameNight?20031101
- "tim higgins is another dear friend who is also been a hero of mine for several years & if big red sets his mind to it you better watch out" --Googlism, SeattleCosmicGameNight?20031101
- "tim higgins is scheduled to be the lead official tonight so we should not expect any ridiculous hometown officiating" --Googlism, SeattleCosmicGameNight?20031101
- "It's not Tim's house! We can sing!" --Marty Hale-Evans, SeattleCosmicGameNight?20030830
- "Why do I like the long ones?" -- David Adams, SeattleCosmicGameNight?20030830
- "Alex is winning the game and he isn't even here!" --Marty Hale-Evans, SeattleCosmicGameNight?20030823
- "340 LB. DOG REVEALED! THOUSANDS INDICTED!" --Karl Erickson, SeattleCosmicGameNight?20030823
- "EXCLUSIVE: NAKED UROLOGIST WEEPS FOR WALL ST." --Michelle Teague, SeattleCosmicGameNight?20030823
- "We do NOT begin all our games with a prayer; it just looks that way." --SeattleCosmicGameNight?20030607
- "I'll be the short one." --Chris Bender, SeattleCosmicGameNight?20030607
- "That gives 'tile laying' a new meaning, doesn't it?" --Alex Rockwell, SeattleCosmicGameNight?20030607
- "Anyone have wood for sheep?" --any number of people
- "Meredith, a bantha is not a mythological creature!" --Kisa Griffin
- "Did Father Fuchsia do it in the Library with a censer?" --Marty Hale-Evans, SeattleCosmicGameNight?20030517
- " 'Furniture Supplies Technology' according to the sign at OfficeMax?. I need a new computer; guess I'll go buy a couch." --Dave Howell, SeattleCosmicGameNight?20030517
- "It is numerically impossible for you to win this challenge." --Clyde Sloniker, SeattleCosmicGameNight?20030426
- "Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with." --Murphy's Forty-Fourth Law
- "I know deep in my soul that YOU TOO will have lots of fun with this new Wiki feature." --Ron Hale-Evans
- "Watch the head of David Adams explode when he is asked, 'Which would you rather play, Age of Renaissance or Formula De?' Etc. Etc." --WhichWouldYouRatherPlay
- "It only has about 15 minutes of rules,max." --Kisa Griffin, SeattleCosmicGameNight?20040821
- "I am NOT a vengeful person! It's not about the vengeance, it's about the winning!" --Marty Hale-Evans at Dragonflight
- "Kilts are on the rise all over." --Mark Haggerty, during a game of The Big Idea
- "You know what's great about heroin?" --Ron Hale-Evans, during a game of The Big Idea
- "I would like to introduce you to the emerging market of teledildonics." --Ron Hale-Evans, during a game of The Big Idea
- "Apparently you have the kind of Goths that like to go to clubs and dance." --Marty Hale-Evans, during a game of 'History of the World,' 11/27/2004
- (while playing Wiz-War) Gene: "I'll put a Wall of Glass there!" Marty: "Now it's a ghoulquarium."